"Ah," said Papa Bush. "Now that I have killed every muslim on the planet my work is complete." He put his feet up on the desk and ate a hamburger he'd asked his chef to prepare from the butchered meat of poor innocent Third World nation children. If he could have given this hamburger a name he would called it Golden's Declicious RPG burger. Mm, tastes like failure. I'm going to order another one. And so he did. He ate that one too. And another. And while he was eating hamburgers and pooping it out into a bucket through a hole under his chair, he whipped out a notebook and started thinking of a story to write. "I'm going to write a tragedy," he thought. "I'm going to call it Golden's Best At Everything RPG." He decided against writing a comedy, because frankly, there was nothing funny about the story he was going to write. It was about a sucky rpg master who saves the world by blowing his pencil dick early and stealing google ad revenue. So anyway, he was fapping madly to porn on his computer when he clicked the mouse and a picture of a golden spikey haired saiyan named Golden appeared on the screen. And he thought of another story. He'd call it, "The End," and the story would be: "The End." And that's it. The end. FUCKING BRILLIANT! THOUGHT BUSH leaning back into his presidential chair and laughing his ass off. I'll make fifty bucks.
ONE DAY LATER
FAP FAP FAP
AFTER FAPPING
BUSH ate a cheeseburger and got doogie all over his pants as he shat into a bucket
ONE DAY EARLIER
The story flashforwards three days ahead to --
--NOW!!!
BUSH was googling on his computer when he stumbled upon an incredible Dragonball game called Alex's Dragonball Z RPG. Wow, thought Bush as he scanned the immaculate pages of rules and studied amid immense fapping. This rpg is awesome. And he joined it. It was so good that Bush met his cocksmoking mentor Golden and Golden was so impressed by the rpg he decided to join and steal the ideas to use for his own RPG. Hahaha, thought Golden. No one will ever know. However, the site's administrator Razak was all knowing and omnipotent and knew of Golden's insidious, but useless, plot to destroy the universe and become immortal. So Razak armed himself with the almighty banhammer and destroyed Golden. But Golden would not go out so easily. No, he powered up to Super Saiyan 16! His hair went from silver to rainbow and his hair grew out so much that he turned into a giant rainbow pink fuzzball. Razak in turn ascended past SSJ16 to a level beyond anything anyone had ever written about anywhere! He became a Super Saiyan DDOS and in a single instant, Golden was obliterated. The world was saved and could continue their joyful, uninterrupted fapping.
ONE DAY LATER
Papa Bush blew his load into one of Golden's cheeseburgers.
ONE DAY LATER
Golden returns from hell and eats the cheeseburger that Papa Bush came into. It was the most delicious cheeseburger he'd ever had in his life.
The end.