helpin old hercule

majin Perdue had just woken up from sleeping. He stood up. Then he streched and walked to the window where there was someone outside and he decided to go outside and see what was happeing. Then hercule was outside with some other people whiningabout how this new hero was goigng to take ove the world and hercule asked if anyone could help out.

majin perdue said that he could help out cause he was a wawrrior and he was strong. herucle said "ok cool".

then majin perdue had some chicken and he had eggs and gravy cause that is his favorite food.

then ed walked up. ed was the new hero of earth he was more opwerful than hercule but thas fine cause hercule is gay anyways. majin perdue was wearing a wig so that ed wouldnt know who he was. his diguise was cool, and he put makeup on so that he wouldnt lok purple cause he was purple and he wanted to look like a normal person so he put makeup on.

"hey" sayed majin perue "would you like some eggs and gravy?"

"no" ed said "i want a steak sub"

"okay lets fight" said majin perdue. and they fought
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majin perdue is a big master of brazilian jujitsu and he knocked ed down, because that is what brazilian jujitsu isabout. fighting on the ground. then perdu put him in a choke hold and ed fell asleep.

majin perdue then decided that he would turn ed into eggs and gravy and absorb him. so he did.

perdue talked to hercule and was like "can i have my money now?" and hercule hooked him up.

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